In 1793, George Washington missed 4th of July celebrations in Philadelphia because he was home at boring old Mount Vernon. We're not going to let that happen to us this year -- instead of staying in Snoozeville, we're headed to our present federal city to see some sites and soak up some bustling civilization.
Happy holidays brought to you by Ben, in a modified tradition
Also, he cautions you to get out of hick states that allow the purchase of fireworks in grocery stores and beloved Targets. Nothing good will come of this...
We hope your celebrations are blissfully microburst-free,
And your tomatoes are thriving!Happy Fourth!
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